I'll Eat You Alive

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via allons-y--allonso)

islandprincesa:

50shadesofdope:

When ur tryna go off on bae and he steady calling u little and cute and not taking u seriously


^^^^ meee

islandprincesa:

50shadesofdope:

When ur tryna go off on bae and he steady calling u little and cute and not taking u seriously

^^^^ meee

(Source: kardashianempire, via astoldbygabbi)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via astoldbygabbi)

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

(via yupthatblogsmine)

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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(Source: cumdurnp, via for-she-with-eyes-of-gold)

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

(via rebeccaakillian)

svveden:

sexxxwolfy:

svveden:

i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah

You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?

yea

(via yupthatblogsmine)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via take-a-leaf-of-paper)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via take-a-leaf-of-paper)

420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

(via allons-y--allonso)