I'll Eat You Alive

itssexualhour:

Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room

(Source: itssexualhour, via tattooed-and-dead-inside)

sillyboys-trucksareforgirls:

mulaninabox:

I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.

YAS

(via grumpyjellyfish)

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

(via tattooed-and-dead-inside)

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via anasta5ia)

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker, via trust)

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

(Source: australiansanta, via ju-smooth)

2-shane-s:

dekutree:

WHY WAS THE PRIME MERIDIAN MAD AT THE EQUATOR?

BECAUSE SHE WAS GIVING HIM LATTITUDE 

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(via it-cant-rain-allthetime)

sluttyoliveoil:

nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries

(via verrucktarechi)

Turn ons:

dontberough:

  • Seeing someone bite their lower lip
  • Having someone bite my lower lip
  • Being pinned against a wall
  • Back scratches 
  • Hickeys
  • Neck kissing
  • Neck biting
  • Putting my hand where you want to be touched
  • Heavy breathing
  • Moaning
  • Seeing your reaction
  • Secretly teasing one another in puplic
  • Booty
  • Boobs

(via then-we-collide)